Applications wanted for Manager of Cork Senior Hurling Team
A triumphal message last evening from the Cork Peoples Association at Malahide suggesting we show our support for their glorious hurlers. Of course we are glad to oblige and help out by spreading the word on their search for a new manager. I wonder will we get a referral fee.!
Attributes required:
1. Must be experienced and diplomatic (A PHD in political science preferred)
2. Must not have any relations called Frank.
3. Must be prepared to bow to the will of the people. (all 15 of them!)
4. Must be prepared to "get lost" at a whim
5. Must be a good listener at half-time. The team will decide on tactics.
6. Must be able to take the flak at full-time, if the teams' tactics fail.
7. Ability to make tea, wash boots, put up the nets would be useful.
8. Any new additions to the squad must be approved. (Unanimity not required, 14 votes out of 15 will be sufficient)
9. Finally, an Inter-County track record or All-Ireland medals are not important. This team does not need any of that type of expertise - we already know that stuff.
Please send all applications to Cork Senior Hurling Squad, Cork. We reserve the right to reply or not, depending on our mood